Cool feelings
When a chubby little man comes running out of his mid-life crisis car to yell at the county truck that ran a red light, and the only thought that is going through your mind is where the darn volume is on the radio!When trying to be an independent woman, you reluctantly change the wrong headlight. (thus causing your father to have to fix the right one.)
When you go to the Renaissance Festival and are able to validate the fact (with photos) that you indeed are normal and that the rest of the people there are not. :)
When you call a client because they said to if you had any questions, and they don’t pick up the phone nor do they call you back.
When you are sitting at your desk, pretending to be a grown-up while blowing bubbles with your gum, and it gets stuck on your nose and you can’t get it off.
When you are sitting at work, knowing full well that there is work to do, but you don’t want to do it.
When you’ve gotten tired of “surfing the net”, so you decide that it would be a great time to write a post, because really, it looks like I’m dong work!
When you post over a month later and nothing really has changed and you realize that you are still lame. :)
Hope that September was a good month for you, because I don’t know where it went!
Me
posted by Melinda @ 2:46 PM
2 Comments:
I agree with those!
And I've got another one.
You wear panty hose to see if your shoes will fit better, and to help suck in your tummy, and when you sit down the tops of them roll down and make you look like you have a bigger bulge than when you started!
Ohh..good one! And to add to that...the shoes that were once too small for your fat little feet are now too big and flop off with the panty hose! :)
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